Tits McGee is on Vacation

Okay, so today is my first day off of like twelve and I am in my office. Lame. Although, it's this kind of work ethic that gets me promoted so often.

No it isn't. I actually made myself laugh by claiming I have some sort of desirable work ethic.

Because I don't.

I wanted to give you a nice holiday send off. I plan to spend the next couple weeks killing brain cells and sleeping. I am sure I'll be updating here since I really won't have a whole lot on my plate in terms of, uh, working and stuff.

You know how it is.

Oh, you don't? Well, then I'll let you know how my two week vacation goes; hey, you can read about it while you're at work.

Sorry. That wasn't cool. I just wanted to make sure you know how awesome I am for getting so many days off in a row.

Truth be told, I am actually planning to work on Monday. And since I'm technically working today (going over some of the transition stuff for the new position), feel free to call me out for being both a liar and kind of a (total) dick.

I also wanted to say thanks for all the nice comments about what happened last week. I had a really tough time dealing with it all, and it was nice to know people were thinking of him and of me. So thank you for keeping me in mind and sending all the good vibes this way.

Plus, this week, I kind of want to continue putting down my thoughts on the direction I want to take my life in. While Lottery Winner seems like the best course of action, it doesn't seem the most likely. And I have heard that people around this age (28 in case you're counting) sometimes begin to question this kind of thing, so maybe it isn't just me?

Seriously though, I used to be so cool. And now, well...

(sad)

Okay, so have a great day lighting the Menorah, opening gifts, and hoping to catch a fat guy B&E.

(That's slang for "breaking and entering" for those of you who've never been in "the joint")

And enjoy celebrating the birthday of a dude my people killed like 2000 years ago and stuff.

Merry Christmahanukkah!